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Pros:
- You can hum along and if you mess up, no one knows.
- It makes you seem cool, kind of.
- What else are you going to listen to late at night on public radio?
Cons:
- I like lyrics and melodies.
- The saxophonist's solos are way too long.
- I can't tell if the jazz I am listening to is good or not.
Pros:
- It is easier than riding a prairie dog.
- Re-learning how to do it is just like riding a bike.
- There is a super cool ramp that someone built two blocks over and my second best friend Roger dared me to jump it.
Cons:
- Still can't ride with no hands for more than half a second.
- Pedaling is a chore.
- Hard to steer and text.
Pros:
- You look like you are going somewhere while standing in one place.
- Finally get to test out your new whistle.
- Otherwise, you would have to walk three blocks.
Cons:
- Not a lot of cabs out in the country.
- What if I didn't put deodorant on and I raise my arm up high?
- I don't think cabs are that great so I don't want to hail them.
Pros:
- They are HUGE!
- The movies about them are very emotional.
- They are gentle giants (except the killer ones, that is).
Cons:
- They steal all of the plankton.
- Some of them eat seals and people.
- Can't have one in my new apartment.
Pros:
- When they are babies, they are adorable!
- They stay to themselves mainly.
- They make cute squeaking noises when they run.
Cons:
- When they get older, they become scarier-looking.
- I can't remember if they are marsupials or not.
- They bite when you try to hug them.
Pros:
- I would have to swallow it otherwise.
- Makes me look cool.
- Improves my mouth-eye coordination.
Cons:
- Might step in it later.
- Ladies think it is gross (jealous?)
- Sometimes, my aim is off and it hits the inside of my car window.
Pros:
- Most hats are made for heads.
- You can stick your ponytail out the back.
- No one knows you are balding.
Cons:
- Wearing it to the side doesn't make people think I am gangsta.
- They push my ears down and make me look like Dopey.
- What if my hair wants to breathe?