Pros:
- They usually provide a light breakfast.
- It gets you out of the office for a while.
- You get to see your boss in khaki shorts.
Cons:
- Was always taught to "never surrender, never give up."
- What if we don't want to be a "team."
- If you eat breakfast beforehand, the light breakfast seems unnecessary.
Pros:
- It holds things together
- The color is neutral
- I can finally tear it with my fingers!
Cons:
- It is not "duck" tape (it should be).
- It makes my car look trashy.
- It does not take the place of nails when building a house :(
Pros:
- Everyone gets one.
- You actually hand them out to people.
- You can use them as a napkin or a "food-holder."
Cons:
- Most handouts could be spoken aloud and not actually passed out
- Handouts are bad for the environment (unless you recycle them as either a napkin or "food-holder")
- Paper Cuts.
Pros:
- There might be candy handed out at the beginning.
- It is a good place to meet people.
- It is a good place to show off your lazer pointer.
Cons:
- Usually they are boring
- They are pointless if you can read minds.
- The person talking is not considerate of my inability to pay attention.
Pros:
- They are the coolest things ever!
- They can melt a face
- Might as well get used to using them, because bullets are a thing of the past, man.
Cons:
- They can melt a face!
- Is red always used for bad guys, because if so, than that is pretty uncool, because what about bad guys that don't like red, or good guys that like red?
- Some lazers are not that strong and can only point at things in meetings.
Pros:
- Makes you look cool (if you do it right)
- Five fingers on your hand makes it seem natural
- Faster than hugging
Cons:
- Why not ten?
- How will it look if I accidentally grasp hands for longer than a split second?
- Seems kind of violent
Pros:
- Can watch other things at the same time
- I like peanuts
- Can watch it live or on t.v.
Cons:
- A little lengthy
- Can't ever remember what inning it is
- Forgot my mitt
Pros
- Sweet
- Their color is their name.
- They are not apples.
Cons:
- Seeds
- The rind is bitter.
- I don't actually like the taste.
Pros:
- Could help friends and family with tax issues.
- Make more money.
- Could wear my suit more.
Cons:
- Not good at math.
- Would have to get business cards made.
- Don't actually know what a tax attorney does.
Pros:
- They should keep my legs warm.
- Pants make my ass look good.
- I have two legs, they have two holes - you do the math.
Cons:
- I might look "uppity."
- Can't feel the wind on my legs.
- Pants will weigh me down if I go swimming.
Pros:
- I am hungry.
- What else am I gonna do?
- I like the idea of it.
Cons:
- I might already have enough potassium.
- What do I do with the peel?
- I don't actually have a banana.