Pros and Cons

Pros and Cons is about pros and cons. It's that simple. I like to make pros and cons lists. Also, if you came here looking for stuff about professional athletes and convicts, you are in the wrong place, my man. That would mean that I am clever, which I am not. I have found that the best way to read these pros and cons lists is by alternating between reading a pro and then reading a con. You don't have to read them that way, but then again, you don't have to be such a dick either.

Sunday, November 16, 2008

Pros and Cons of listening to jazz

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Pros: You can hum along and if you mess up, no one knows. It makes you seem cool, kind of. What else are you going to listen to late at nigh...
Friday, November 14, 2008

Pros and Cons of riding a bike

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Pros: It is easier than riding a prairie dog. Re-learning how to do it is just like riding a bike. There is a super cool ramp that someone b...
Thursday, November 13, 2008

Pros and Cons of hailing a cab

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Pros: You look like you are going somewhere while standing in one place. Finally get to test out your new whistle. Otherwise, you would have...
Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Pros and Cons of whales

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Pros: They are HUGE! The movies about them are very emotional. They are gentle giants (except the killer ones, that is). Cons: They steal al...
Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Pros and Cons of opossums

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Pros: When they are babies, they are adorable! They stay to themselves mainly. They make cute squeaking noises when they run. Cons: When the...

Pros and Cons of spitting a loogey

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Pros: I would have to swallow it otherwise. Makes me look cool. Improves my mouth-eye coordination. Cons: Might step in it later. Ladies thi...
Saturday, November 8, 2008

Pros and Cons of hats

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Pros: Most hats are made for heads. You can stick your ponytail out the back. No one knows you are balding. Cons: Wearing it to the side doe...
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