- They should keep my legs warm.
- Pants make my ass look good.
- I have two legs, they have two holes - you do the math.
- I might look "uppity."
- Can't feel the wind on my legs.
- Pants will weigh me down if I go swimming.
Pros and Cons is about pros and cons. It's that simple. I like to make pros and cons lists. Also, if you came here looking for stuff about professional athletes and convicts, you are in the wrong place, my man. That would mean that I am clever, which I am not. I have found that the best way to read these pros and cons lists is by alternating between reading a pro and then reading a con. You don't have to read them that way, but then again, you don't have to be such a dick either.
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