Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Pros and Cons of Wearing Pants

Pros:
  • They should keep my legs warm.
  • Pants make my ass look good.
  • I have two legs, they have two holes - you do the math.
Cons:
  • I might look "uppity."
  • Can't feel the wind on my legs.
  • Pants will weigh me down if I go swimming.

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