Pros and Cons of listening to jazz

Pros:

• You can hum along and if you mess up, no one knows.
• It makes you seem cool, kind of.
• What else are you going to listen to late at night on public radio?

Cons:

• I like lyrics and melodies.
• The saxophonist's solos are way too long.
• I can't tell if the jazz I am listening to is good or not.