Pros and Cons of pole vaulting

Pros:

• Using modern technology, the poles of today are longer and bendy-er.
• How else are you going to get from one bank of the river to the other bank?
• Way cooler than regular vaulting.

Cons:

• You try and carry that pole around all the time waiting for the chance to use it.
• Pole Vaulters get little love from the ladies.
• Pole vaulter is too similar to pole smoker.